Patented Products Bikini Buoy - an inflatable bathing suit for the stylishly nervous. Bounce Bags - airbags for the body that deploy as you're falling over. Bungee Lunging - horizontal bungee for acrophobics. Cleatmates - cleated rubber galoshes that turn ordinary footwear into golf or baseball shoes. Clubmaster - a single golf club shaft that uses interchangeable, snap-on heads: one wood, four iron, putter, etc. Crocockey - English croquet meets full-contact hockey. Darchery - extreme barroom darts played with a mini crossbow. Defends - a professional sports diaper worn during marathons. Double Racketed Tennis - six-foot-long pole with a racket head attached to each end - doubles with half as many people. Escalator Surfing - the Zen of surfing balance performed while standing on a descending escalator step. Everest Master - a vertically positioned treadmill, with several artificial rocks glued to its tread, becomes a moving rock climbing wall. Extreme Tetherball - three-tiered professional tetherball. Fat Abner - oversized baseball bat for easy contact. (After baseball inventor Abner Doubleday). Golfzilla - aggressive full-contact golf with running, blocking, tackling, and bigger holes for more hole-in-one's. Hackie Bag - beanbag chair-size hackie sack. Home Alone Hitter - baseball attached to a bungee chord for kids without friends. Horseshoe Tag - players wear spiked helmets and try to ring toss one another. I Got It Mitt - oversized baseball mitt for the visually challenged. Inhalerator - breathing pump composed of two foot-long cones inserted into each nostril for athletes suffering from a deviated septum. Jet-Ski Jousting - just like the medieval equestrian competition except played on jet skis. Jocktsticle - a jockstrap that cradles each testicle individually for extra support. Kegelizer - a rubber ball squeezed between a woman's thighs to strengthen the kegel muscle. Kung Fu Grip - philosophy for holding onto anything super tight. Lacrasticball - basketball meets lacrosse, players use jai alai-like scoops to pass and shoot baskets. Man of War - single person tug of war; an individual ties a rope around their waist then loops it around a tree and pulls. Mongolian Marco Polo - waterless Marco Polo played in an empty swimming pool. Omniciser - super tight elastic bodysuit festooned with bungee chords that works out the entire body. Pool Sniper - multi-headed pool stick that adjusts for any shot. Pocket Bidet - a squeezable water bottle for that "fresh ass feeling." Punchyata - piñata style boxing bag. Racketeria - action packed team racket ball with eight players on a court. Skatilizer - outrigger-like training wheels for Inline skating. Skid Out - amateur drag racers slam on their brakes to see who can stop in the shortest distance. Sports Walker- high-tech, all-terrain, BMX version of the geriatric walker. Sweat Belt - extra wide terrycloth sweatband for sweaty waists and thighs. Swimpler - hammock-like cradling apparatus that lets you practice swimming without water. Tandem Skis - like a tandem bicycle, one person positioned in front of the other on a single pair of skis. Trampolinos - miniature trampolines strapped to each foot. Volleytramball - basketball¹s new Slamball meets volleyball - a trampoline in front of the net allows players to spike from greater heights. Wedgemut - three-foot-long, beak shaped, aerodynamic bicycle helmet. Windskater - a land based windsurfer equipped with in-line wheels. You The Man Wrestling - play WWF by yourself.